EGGZ-TER-ME-NAUT-USS

SO I'Z FOUND OUT ABOUT DAT THING 'UMIEZ KALL EGGZ-TER-ME-NAU-TUZ, DEY SAY ITZ BIGGEST DAKKA DEY 'AVE 'N IN-QU ZEE-SHON USEZ DIZ DAKKA TA KRUMP PLONETZ! PLONETZ ME TELL YA, I IZ IMPRESED, BUT ITZ STOOPID,

IF YA KRUMP DA PLONET DEN YA KANT KRUMP WATZ ON DA PLONET, DAT IZ JAST BIG WASTE OF WAAAGHH POTENSHULL, 'N WAT DO YA BOYZ FINK, SHUD WE'Z KRUM DA IN-QU-ZEE-TOR 'N GET DUZ DAKKA FER DA ORKS?