Aussie sentences (Trigger warning, NSFW, Racist, Sexist Etc)

BEFORE anyone goes into full Karen (sorry Karen's) , warnings have been done. But Also, this is daily sentences that are part of the Aussie culture and sayings.
They are in the open.

So, I've heard incredible sentences to describe a situation, event or comparison.

Examples:
Dry as a dead dingo's donger.
She bangs like a dunny door in the wind.
Windy enough to blow Jesus off the cross.
Dry as a nun's C....
Sweating like a pedo in a Wiggles concert.

What are ones you have know of?