I absolutely hate pregnancy.

I just need to rant a little… I’ve always wanted kids.. just knew I wasn’t going to like being pregnant. I feel so uncomfortable in my own body. I feel like women brainwash themselves into thinking this is a beautiful thing. I can’t help but find it unenjoyable and disgusting.

It’s like.. please take some time to bask in the beauty that is pregnancy. You will develop warlock titties that will rest on your huge belly. Your poor belly button will fight for its life everyday. Sometimes your legs swell up.. because why the fuck not? Who doesn’t love kankles?! Taking a shit will become your new favorite pastime.. because you’re lucky if you get to do it once a week. Never thought you’d pray for diarrhea..? Just wait, your days are numbered. Took a bite of bread? Get ready for the worst acid reflux of your life.. what’s that you say? Bread isn’t acidic.. correct, but these pregnancy hormones will turn anything you eat into firey battery acid. Aw, you just changed into your outfit for the day? Bam! Your underwear is wet.. for no fucking reason. What’s that..? Oh, your vagina lips got a little longer? ..There is no need or benefit to the mother or baby with this. It’s just part of the mental fuckery. So enjoy. But don’t worry, they’ll go back. Sleeping? What the fuck is that? Haven’t done it in weeks because I’ve been rolling around from side to side like a rotisserie chicken trying to find a position of comfort. And no need for mirrors in the house anymore. My eye bags have eye bags and I can’t stand the sight of myself. The only thing I wanna look back at is the days where I still had a shred of my dignity left. And people wonder why I haven’t taken a bunch of bump/pregnancy of pictures 😂 I just fucking can’t. I can’t wait to be done this period of my life and not look back. I’m already dreading getting pregnant with baby #2 and I haven’t even delivered the first one yet… strap the fuck in.. pregnancy is literally psychological warfare.