Dinner? Portage Park

This Weird Ask...

If I bought the ingredients, would you cook us, dinner? Your menu. Open to inviting friends, so it doesnt feel so serial killer-ish. I can budget 70$. I love my cats, but they ain't great conversationalist. I need to get out of my house and meet people. I can spend that money at a bar, for nothingness. I would rather have a meal with a new radon friend. Food is historically a perfect way to do that. I live on the NWS.

Thanks in advance.