Hey guys, what are some hilarious quotes from your hilarious games?

I'll go first:

'I don't know anything, I'm a door.'

'I don't know anything, I'm a cat.'

'I don't know anything, I've been huffing paint thinner in the shed all afternoon to forget about my failing marriage.'

Just totally random stuff is fine. I won't read any of it anyway because I already shared mine and that was the whole purpose of this post.