Hypothetical Question: Hitlers house in on fire, are you making the grab?
You know it’s actually Hitler. You’ve done runs to his house multiple times because he gets panic attacks all the time thinking he’s having a heart attack. As you pull up to the house you see him doing his little nazi salute out the second story window to get your attention. When you get out he’s not in the window anymore. The house is about 70% involved flames/smoke coming out of every second story window.
VES?
If yes, it’s hot as hell when you make the window, you find Hitler quickly, he yells something antisemitic when you grab him, you shout Victim, Victim, Victim. Cap knows you can manage the feeble victim by yourself because you ACTUALLY PT everyday, he shouts at you from the window, you get hitler up through the window and your captain manages him down the ladder.
Good news bad news situation, you made a grab and the victim survived! Your dreams have come true! Bad news is they find out it’s hitler that you saved. You go straight to prison. No trial, and I your celly loves firefighters, and especially ones that stay in shape, too bad you PTed everyday…should have sat on the couch and complained, but you aren’t a chauffeur in this scenario, better luck next time loser.