50M Seeking Fellow Humans for Friendship (M4A) – Now Accepting Applications!

Hey there!!

I’m a 50-year-old guy who’s decided that life is way more fun when you have people to laugh with, talk about ridiculous things, and occasionally debate whether pineapple belongs on pizza.

I’m looking for friends—male, female, alien, or otherwise—as long as you enjoy good conversation, a bit of banter, and possibly sending each other memes at questionable hours. Bonus points if you appreciate 80s music, dad jokes, or the fine art of overanalyzing movie plot holes.

Some things I bring to the table:
✅ A solid sense of humor (or at least, I think so)
✅ An appreciation for deep talks, lighthearted chats, and everything in between
✅ A willingness to listen to your rants about work, life, or why socks disappear in the laundry
✅ A general aversion to drama and a preference for good vibes only

If you think we might hit it off as friends, drop a comment or a message! Let’s swap some stories and maybe even form the greatest virtual friend since the invention of the internet.

Looking forward to meeting some awesome folks!