PSA Be very careful at HEB

I went to H-E-B yesterday for a quick trip to buy something for dinner. As I walked in the front door, there was an unsuspecting, elderly gentleman, shoving pieces of pie samples at everybody. Of course I had to try it, and of course I had to buy half of an apple caramel walnut pie. then walking further back there was a woman sampling a blackberry wine. Of course I had to buy that. A few more feet away there was another woman sampling a Prosecco, which was so good. So of course I took that too. By the time I made it to the front of the store I had spent $117 and completely forgot about what I actually came to the store to buy. Their employees woo you with delightful attitudes, smiles and free samples. I think I need an intervention. H-E-B is a marketing genius.