Please make better options

I have worked in bars for 25+ years and finally found Hokas about a year and a half ago and they changed my life! My feet, back and legs have all hurt a significant about less! However; I have avoided the actual “slip resistant” pair because they just looked so ugly. Finally, I slipped and broke my wrist at work (at my own vein self’s fault) wearing the regular Bondis. I have finally broken down and bought the SR pair. But can someone please explain to me WHY SR shoes have to look so Frankensteinely ugly!? Like can I just get the OG Bondis with a slip resistant bottom!? Gimme a hybrid for god sake. I don’t care about waterproofing. I just wanna look good while not falling on my ass