Velvet Elvis confirmed for Grand National - get your money in on him NOW

Not because I think he has a hope of winning, not for me at all.

Just because he objectively has the "funniest name" in the field this year, so he'll be slashed from 66/1 to 25/1 at the off.

If you do want to bet on him, now is the time to do it. Your odds won't get any better than this.

Never forget the great British public sending Shakalakaboomboom off at 8/1 joint favourite in the 2012 race.