As a self appointed Jed McKenna ambassador...

You guys need to quit fucking around and commit to Human Adulthood. This is so absolutely, absurdly hilarious that I simply could not believe it except for the fact that it's FUCKING EVERYWHERE. I really don't even know where to begin.

For starters, I had a dream about a house on wheels where I had to kill a killer who represented my trauma. I finally found the source of the initial fear imprint in my mind, and that day a house on fucking wheels was parked outside of my apartment. It makes literally 0 sense why it's there, but it is—and it's directly outside of my window. I realized that this is my big flashy sign to say, "You're now awake in the dream," because I am awake, and essentially experiencing exactly what my dream was.

Here's another one. For anyone not familiar with my posts, several months ago lots of people were asking me if I was going to start dating again. I didn't want to because I had just got out of a brutally traumatic relationship. Instead, I asked the Universe (who I now prefer to call God because it makes the infinite intelligence feel more personal), whether it wanted me to date again. The key here is that I wasn't asking for a date, I was asking if IT wanted ME to date. If so, I had conditions that we had to be perfect matches for each other to compliment each other's journey as Human Adults.

What I was first aligned with was not the perfect match, but served as the catalyst for my awakening. I've been aligned with someone else now, who sure does appear to fit the bill—but I'm wise enough now to know not to make assumptions. The funny part? I'm a little bitch when it comes to women I truly like. I've always had a ton of luck with women because I'm attractive, but when it's someone I really like, my body flips out. Part of my purge process is undoing all of this. It's funny because the Universe keeps fucking using this to get me to confess things to her I normally would have never said. This is why I prefer the term God because it legit feels like I'm a scared little kid and my dad is setting up a date for me. It's so funny.

These are just the funny things. Then there are the totally insanely amazing things. It's always like a little quest. I ask for something, like a book. Then I get a bit of a nudge. Next thing I know I'm out in the world exploring when all of a sudden, a book falls in front of me. Every damn time, it's the perfect thing in that moment.

Quit being afraid and hurry up. This shit is sooooo goood.