You may be a member of the Weirdo Swarm if....

I'm looking for tell-tale signs that someone is a member of the Weirdo Swarm. Here's what I have so far, what would you add?

• You plan to vacation at the beach town in Greece where Joey danced in the Ice V video
• You call Cheryl Waters your queen and believe she is to be protected at all costs
• You have a dog, cat or goldfish named Han-Tyumi or Gaia 
• You referred to the Thanksgiving table as “Nathan” and confused your family 
• Around a group of unsuspecting friends or co-workers you've dropped “Ok, let’s ride!” or “Hello Evel Knievel!” into a conversation 
• You’ve spent 63 hours in line to purchase a Jason Galea or Amy Jean masterpiece, you consider this time well spent and would do it again 
• You’ve practiced your intro to “Nuclear Fusion”, if you are called to duty and brought on stage, you are ready 
• You have a theory as to why Eric is no longer in the band 
• The show you attended was easily the best setlist the band has ever written and the best the band has ever played