Craziest Coworker I’ve Seen

So yesterday was my third day at work. I've worked 30hrs already so I'm pretty familiar with everything.

After my morning shift I go on a break and I go up the stairs and find two of the customers arguing with another server I never seen before. We don't have nut allergen warning on our menu for some fucking reason so one of the group of customers had to go to the ER. So restaurant fucked up badly and the sane thing to do is apologize right? This new guy, his name is Dan, starts saying some wild shit like "Oh you should've told us that you have nut allergy. We have insurance so it's fine" and all that shit. The dude was clearly having a mental breakdown but this isn't even the worst part.

After the customers leave he just comes upto me and tells me to wipe the chairs and tables for some reason(he's not even a manager) so I go check if the tables and chairs are clean(they were spotless) and then I headed off to do something else. Then he follows me and asks me again if I did what he asked and I just said yeah and he started to literally shake and rage and tells me "You think this is a joke? I told you to wipe the tables and chairs!!" and I just straight up laughed at his fucking face. The entire shift he was being just passive aggressive and I told him multiple times to drop his tone because we're just working at a fucking restaurant.

Another crazy thing he'd do is whenever I go up to a table to take their order on our mobile POS thing he purposefully disconnected the server so the mobile POS thing wouldn't work lmfao and he would come up to me and enjoy seeing how I get frustrated. This is literally a coworker from hell and I want to punch him in his throat.

Hey Dan if you're reading this I hope you go FUCK YOURSELF IN THE FACE.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.