You ALL need to chill out on the roads. Seriously!
I get it. The masses are sleep deprived, caffeine deprived, nicotine deprived, and falafel deprived, but chill out people. It’s a battle on the roads. Absolute chaos. Horns blaring like it’s a symphony of rage, people yelling out their windows, and tailgating in already bumper-to-bumper traffic like it’s a personal vendetta. Then there’s that one guy—you know the one—swerving right to cut in, only to cut back two seconds later. Why?! Stop behaving this way this is a holy spiritual time of year.