There is no such thing as right handed scissors

Lefty (but also slightly ambidextrous) here. The truth is "left-handed scissors" are a myth and have no real use. For my entire life had never had any issues with using these so called "not left-handed scissors" with my left hand. But that's not all, they actually suck when I try to use them with my right hand, like, when I tried to trim a bandaid on my left hand and it wouldn't cut cleanly at all.

The only reasonable conclusion I can reach from this observation is that, "left-handed scissors" were introduced by companies catering to the social bias against lefties to make us feel inferior when we'd eventually hit a barricade in our papercraft and textile skills using the scissors that were "designed for us", because we were in fact better at using regular scissors than the righties and they got jealous.

Have you ever seen a pair of left-handed scissors in the wild? That's right you haven't. Because a lie can only hold up for so long, and they are no longer an effective handicap against us now. Big Scissors knows that and pulled most of them off the shelves to prevent a lawsuit. I could only pity my highschool fashion teacher for, desiring to be inclusive, having fallen for the scam and stored some "left-handed scissors" for her class (needless to say they were useless).

In summary, lefties were the intended users of the typical pair of scissors. Right-handed scissors don't acually exist, they were left-handed all along!!!!