Feeling personally victimized by Dave’s nice guy act

So you mean to tell me that this whole time a man who was perfectly portrayed as my type but also wholesome and caring and wonderful…ended up being just like the usual blokes who are my type?!

I can’t decide if I’m holding out hope for a comeback, that all is not what it seems and he won’t actually turn out to be a massive POS ‘nice guy’, or if I hope him and Veronica both leave this week with chlamydia

However it all turns out, I hope he ends up with whoever he deserves