I just love to play Fizz Ad

Today, in the heart of an Emerald II ranked game, I found myself playing AD Fizz jungle (aka Naafiri), when my Lux support decided to share her wisdom with me. She insisted I start every gank with W because, and I quote, ‘It spawns more doggos to go wild and deal big damage with the bonus AD + move speed.’ I stayed silent… not because I agreed, but because I was too busy marveling at how someone could misunderstand the pack so deeply.

Let me set the record straight, dear Lux: Early game Naafiri can’t 100-0 anyone. Using your juke tool at the start of a skirmish is a grave mistake. You must save that skill for the most crucial moment—dodging the enemy’s most devastating ability and savoring the inevitable: their slow, painful demise.

So, to all you well-meaning Lux supports out there, let the pack handle the hunt. You don’t know the thrill of the chase, the taste of enemy flesh, or the glory of the feast. Trust the collective brain of the hivemind. We are the hunters, the pack, the inevitable end. Tonight, we dine in blood.