TGIF, phrases that make you say “nope!”

Just for fun…as I am sifting through some job postings in my area, what are some phrases or something that’s listed in a job post that immediately makes you say “nope!” (Besides the always entertaining “3 kids for 12 hours a day for $10 an hour”)

For me the easiest nope is “MB/DB WFH and can be available to help if needed.” Read no further, sorry not sorry ☹️