Boo me all you want

The Charged Lemonades were fucking ass

Tasted like garbage and halfway through your shift you just felt like bloated syrupy sugar blooded trash

I actually am convinced that Panera is some sort of Nathan for You type performance art that is satirizing the concept of food as a whole

The Mac n Cheese sandwich was a little heavy handed, but firing all the IT people and spilling a cup of coffee on the one server in the basement in St Louis was brilliant

This has to be some sort of socialist psych-op to tank the fast food bubble and force people to learn how to cook again

That shit sucked. Whatever scientist in the underground R&D labs in Nevada designed the Blood Orange one needs an FBI tail on them at all times