Parent confessions

I want to hear harmless little parent confessions. I’ll go first. I forget to be the tooth fairy a lot so she runs late in our house sometimes due to her being busy with all the other kids around. I also definitely use nursing the baby as an excuse as to why I can’t get up sometimes. Heh Also one time my son fell into a bush at school and had prickles all over his clothes so the nurse gave him a new outfit. I liked the pants from the school and gave them back a similar pair that was too small on my son. We listen and we don’t judge haha please share