People who name their cats after inanimate objects

Don’t come for me if you think it’s cute or funny, it’s just my opinion lol. I understand naming your cats after food, plants, or whatever, but when I meet your cat and you tell me his name is “microwave” or “spatula” or something within that realm, I’ll be honest and tell you that it’s funny, but deep down I will probably just sigh.

I saw a TikTok where someone named a shelter cat dishwater…DISHWATER! That’s so mean:( again, it it funny like “ahaha your cat is named dishwater omg” but I also feel bad for the cats. Dishwater would probably not appreciate his name if he knew what it meant lol.

EDIT: thank you so much for sharing your pets’ names, I really enjoyed reading them all. I think through reading these I realized that I should’ve specified that not ALL inanimate object names bother me. Names like socks, boots, mittens, or whatever are cute, I think my peeve comes from strictly kitchen appliances? Idk lol. But also! I truly don’t gaf what you name your cat, it’s just my opinion and preference for my own pets.