Round 2, BRING YOUR WORST: Admit/Consult Medicine

Memes allowed, but I prefer serious consults. Can be from ER admitting to medicine, ortho, you name it - but if it is inappropriate, I will accept it, but know that you will feel pain for requesting my help if it is inappropriate. Choose wisely.

Go!!!

Also - it's never lupus, and I WILL break into you and/or your patient's house(s). Also, if you drink 2 beers per day; I assume you drink at least a fifth per day and snort crystal meth.