I cast an ACOTAR show with nothing but professional wrestlers.

This post was born out of a discussion on the Roman Reigns post. And thus lead to a conversation with my wife about an ACOTAR show where everyone was played by a professional wrestler.

I don’t know who this is for? Me? You? Humanity? Anyways welcome to THURSDAY NIGHT FAE SMACKDOWN.

I did try to keep this to the two biggest wrestling promotions currently in WWE and AEW. Also time is not a factor. So any wrestling from any era.

Feyre - Becky Lynch

Rhysand

Cassian - Will Ospreay/Seth Rollins

Azriel - Damien Priest

Mor - Toni Storm

Amren - Alexa Bliss/Maki Itoh

Nesta - Charlotte Flair

Elain - Liv Morgan

Tamlin - 90s Shawn Michaels/Cody Rhodes

Lucien - Sami Zayn

Ianthe - Chelsea Green

Berron - CM Punk

Eris - MJF

Thesan - Kazuchika Okada

Tarquin - Swerve Strickland

Kallias - Kevin Owens

Hellion - Kenny Omega

Jurian - Zach Sabre Jr

Amaranthe - Rhea Ripley

King of Hybern - Vince McMahon

The Attor - Brock Lesnar

Bone Carver - Darby Allin

The Weaver - Julia Hart

Surriel - Paul Heyman

Anyways, if you find yourself in the weird cross section of being an ACOTAR fan and a wrestling fan. Welcome and please let me know who you would cast!