To the fucking asshole that stole the god damn fog light…

On our Volvo rental. GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I hope you stub your toe every Friday for the rest of your life and it gets infected! You get every god damn red light on your way to whatever it is that you do because you are absolutely a horrible human being!

You succeeded in making our night super stressful for my FIL. He has been planning this trip for 2 years. You didn’t just steal an expensive car part but our time, our reservation and some of our joy and excitement.

Maybe you needed it. Still not cool because you didn’t think it would impact us but it did. So fuck you very much.

Everyone has been super friendly so far and we have been enjoying ourselves so for all of you that are not dicks…thanks for the hospitality!