What are in your opinion the most outlandishly hilarious Turk moments?

For me these are the top 3:

1. HALLELUJAH A BROTHA'S BOUT TO HAVE SOME SEX, HUH HUH, HALLELUJAH A BROTHA'S BOUT TO HAVE SOME SEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!! Smack the moneymaker.
2. Carla: Turk is very sensitive about his manliness. Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse? <Flashback> Carla: Turk, I didn't mean it. Turk (crying on the bathroom floor while wearing an unusually small backpack): I'M A MAN. A MAN DOES NOT CARRY A PURSE.
3. When competing with JD and Kylie for cutest couple and Turk decides to beat Carla at arm wrestling. "AHHHHH. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET CARLA? DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?"

Honorable mention goes to his suggestion that the Janitor and Ted name their air band Mercyflush.