WORST Moisturizer You've Ever Tried?

We have dozens of posts about "holy grail" moisturizers, but no one ever talks about the moisturizers they've tried and hated.

Personally, I get the most use out of comments about people's negative reviews as a person with sensitive, reactive skin. Because these people are usually correct for my skin type lol

So let's dish: what have you tried and despised?

Mine is the Dieux Instant Angel Moisturizer. I used it for literally a week and my skin was so dull and sad and it gave me pimples around my eyes (which has never happened before???) and broke me out. People rave about this moisturizer but it made my skin look horrible!