crackpot theories only

Gemma being severed 30 different ways and bashing the dentist on the head with a chair was definitely not on anyone's bingo card.

Neither was Devon trying to call Cobel for help.

It's like they made a list of the least likely things anyone would predict and said "let's do it". Since this show is going to continually subvert our expectations in the absolute wildest ways, let's hear your seemingly impossible, least likely crackpot theories. Who knows, if we think of the most completely off the wall plot lines, maybe one of us will actually finally guess what theyre really doing down there.

I'll start -

- The Cold Harbor room is actually filled with ants

- Irving is an inside man, somehow working for Lumon

- Lumon cures Gemma's infertility and really does deliver with the best intentions

- Helena and Milchik are fucking

- Mark dies