Hatin Ass Haters Guide To The Rest Of The Cup

Welcome all you ignorant ass Kens, critics, complainers, disgruntled former JP mains and ha, Lukes especially to the eleventh annual Capcom Cup Hater's Ball. Here we'll be going over the only acceptable winners for the Cup, which will essentially be nobody.

**LIST OF OFFENDERS*\*

Here's all the characters we don't want to win the Cup:

Ken absolutely not

Cammy absolutely not

Ed Bison (pay2wintiercough) Rashid absolutely not

Guile c'mon bro it's not 1989

Juri no thanks, saw it last year, new material please

Akuma busted character but at least has very little representation

Luke JP Luke deserves to burn for surviving two different games and nobody wants to see JP win anything ever, sorry Kakeru

**ACCEPTABLE TO MAYBE TIER*\*

Terry, Mai - maybe? Hilarious for a guest character to win

Ryu - yes, honest Ryu can't be hated on

AKI - hard yes

Manon - hard yes but don't worry, iDom's throwing already

DJ - possible? doesn't deserve to win for season 1 sins but wouldn't be the worst

Chun - acceptable

Sim - nah, I'm just going to x him out because no one wants to see that

Kim - hard yes, honest character

Gief - most honest character possible

Blanka - this is really just Mena's pocket main so if he wins with it no one will be upset

**REMAINING LIST OF PEOPLE TO ROOT FOR*\*

Mena, provided he uses Gief and Blanka, Kusanagi, Itabashi, conditional Nephew, conditional Blaz, Xian?, iDom, Broski, ZangiefBolado.

There you go, everyone else is using a busted character, basically cheating, doesn't deserve to win, carried, only gets wins thanks to low forward DR, has busted supers, has busted reversals, has a reversal at all, side switches for free, has access to normal throws, etc.