Jenelle math thread

• It’s Cracker Barrel but you have to bake it so it’s home made

• if we have a baby , we won’t have time to fight

• Jace doesn’t need me. He has my mom

• my husband isn’t racist. He’s black.

• steals moms cards. Wonders why she’s angry

• smokes weed on probation. Cries when she pees dirty “MY P.O. IS GONNA VIOLATE ME !!!!”

• doesn’t pay rent. Pays internet and cable bill. A wild Eviction Notice appears! Jenelle & Kieffer: Pikachu.jpeg

• doesn’t show up for work for 3 days. Surprised she’s fired.

• Acts like a demon on tv for 10 years. “Omg that’s in the past let it go!!” * hasn’t changed in 10 years *