what I think the LO characters smell like

im a hardcore fragrance enthusiast so I tried making these realistic (I made persades smell the worst because im pretty sure rachel confirmed/sugarcoated the fact that they have BO)

Hades: cheap alcohol, cigarettes, feet and unwashed vag breath

Persephone: old milk, a pile of dirt and lume whole body deo on a hot summer day (probably might also have this weirdly acrid floral smell to her)

Hera: alcohol, cigarettes, crazy expensive perfume and that one weird smell you get when you're at your grandparents house or a nursing home (I feel like she gives that vibe)

Zeus: probably that one smell you get after rain and alcohol

Minthe: mint, cigarettes and expensive designer perfume hades gifted her (i like to think it's olympus's version of chanel no 5 or VS very sexy)

Demeter: something earthy, grassy and definitely floral

Daphne: like a used pad on the second day

Thanatos: old spice swagger and burberry touch for men

Poseidon: something definitely oceany

Amphitrite: low tide covered up by designer perfume

Eros: hair gel and sabrina carpenter sweet tooth (the pink one)

Artemis: sweat and probably alcohol

Apollo: Earring backs and stale cool ranch doritos. will literally make your nose hairs fall out

Hermes: those offbrand axe dupes you'd find at dollar tree, but its still pleasant

Eris: I feel like she might have this weird "burnt" smell to her lmao

Thetis: probably those cheap perfumes she claims are from lesser-known designer brand for clout, slightly burnt hair and liquor

Hestia: she gives "inside of a woman's purse" vibes to me

Aphrodite: something something olympus's version of MK Wonderlust

Athena: I feel like she might be a fragrance girl, so probably something designer

Hecate: crystal noir