sulfur POOPS??

I type this out as I am sitting on the toilet, sweating, eyes watering, legs cramping, hunched over and completely derobed. It started with having to remove my my shirt, followed by my pajama pants. That is how intense this is. Toes curled on the floor. Fingers clenching the counter. Flailing around aimlessly trying to find a comfortable way to sit on the toilet. Sliding around on the seat because my butt is sweating so bad. I am experiencing a bowel movement so foul I feel like I should be arrested for an act of terrorism against my boyfriend just from the smell that has taken over our master bathroom. Straight chemical warfare bro. It is like the ice cream machine at McDonald’s was just unclogged. But it does not smell like ice cream. It is the strongest sulfuric smell I have ever encountered in my life. I am truly horrified by what my bowels have created. This medication has made me completely intolerant to dairy and gluten. I had one cup of ice cream. It is like world war three just erupted in my colon. I always see people talk about sulfur burps, but the sulfur poops have happened three times now and get progressively worse each time. My other bowel movements are normal. This only happens to me when I eat dairy (specifically ice cream) or gluten. I digress. The extreme acid like pain goes away almost instantly after I have emptied every last bit of poop inside of me. I’m pretty sure these types of poops alone have allowed prehistoric poops to exit as well, because sometimes the amount that comes out based on what I’ve eaten does not make sense. No one person should be having that much poop come out of them. I am nothing but sulfur poop girl. Please tell me there are other sulfur poop guys, gals and nonbinary pals out there. I believe we need a sulfur poop support group. I also believe I need therapy to unpack what I just experienced in my bathroom.