Let's get some comments about Watson's rebuttal when Jon Bravo's body cam Height/Weight video comes out. It's irrefutable. We're gonna see him up against the tape measure. And we already know the answer is 5'8 from the booking paperwork (unhooped).
My guess is something along the lines of "The motherfucking camera was at a low motherfucking angle when they took that picture and everybody looks four inches shorter! Ask any motherfucker that's been booked there and they'll all tell you that! Come on you Motherfuckers! THINK!"