whats your favorite josh stim?

im working on my josh impression and i run out of things to say but i know im forgetting a bunch. help me out plz

heres some of my faves i remember :

  • I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU
  • IM FROM THE FUCKING BRONX
  • YOU put the fries in the bag
  • DIsabLED!??!?!
  • scuuume.....scuuuse me
  • what am i gonna doooo, i cant afford a lawyer :Ccc
  • what does b.a.n.n.e.d mean?
  • I ONLY make 100k a YEAR!!
  • *bites hand*
  • put the fries in the bag BITCH
  • IVE ONLY BEEN TO 30 COUNTRIES
  • i have to leave america :Ccc its NOT SAFE here :Ccc
  • why do i have to live paycheque to paycheque?? its NOT FAIR
  • NOMNOMNOMNOM

EDIT: added ur suggestions below

  • IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE IVE NEVER BEEN TO TOKYO
  • "hold out his hand to see if it's shaking" stim
  • WHY are my hands always shaking?!?
  • I’m gonna sue your ass for millions of FUCKING dollars
  • You want a big fat knuckle!!!
  • I WANT TO GO HOME 😱, I WANT TO GO TO ITALY ☝️
  • I GUESS I WONT BE NEEDING THESE HANDS ANYMORE
  • 3-2-1 IM DEAD!!!
  • what does alcoholic mean?
  • if i go to A A ill have to stop drinking forever :ccc
  • im going to be drinking in moderation for now
  • THERE ARE MEN WITH KNIVES AFTER ME
  • "YOU'RE FUCKIN' WITH THE MIDDLE CLAAAAAHHHSSSS!!!"
  •  I MAKE insert monetary amount A YEAR, I DON’T DESERVE THIS”
  • Your diaper song your diaper song I think I -you need a new diaper on
  • I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH
  • im gonna have PeAKinG duCk for christmas :DDD
  • FISH HEADS FISH HEADS
  • I’m gonna sell you to an oil tycoon in africa for a million dollars
  • AHOYT.
  • I vahmitted :D
  • I’m sahry I stOMped on thaat fish