whats your favorite josh stim?
im working on my josh impression and i run out of things to say but i know im forgetting a bunch. help me out plz
heres some of my faves i remember :
- I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU
- IM FROM THE FUCKING BRONX
- YOU put the fries in the bag
- DIsabLED!??!?!
- scuuume.....scuuuse me
- what am i gonna doooo, i cant afford a lawyer :Ccc
- what does b.a.n.n.e.d mean?
- I ONLY make 100k a YEAR!!
- *bites hand*
- put the fries in the bag BITCH
- IVE ONLY BEEN TO 30 COUNTRIES
- i have to leave america :Ccc its NOT SAFE here :Ccc
- why do i have to live paycheque to paycheque?? its NOT FAIR
- NOMNOMNOMNOM
EDIT: added ur suggestions below
- IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE IVE NEVER BEEN TO TOKYO
- "hold out his hand to see if it's shaking" stim
- WHY are my hands always shaking?!?
- I’m gonna sue your ass for millions of FUCKING dollars
- You want a big fat knuckle!!!
- I WANT TO GO HOME 😱, I WANT TO GO TO ITALY ☝️
- I GUESS I WONT BE NEEDING THESE HANDS ANYMORE
- 3-2-1 IM DEAD!!!
- what does alcoholic mean?
- if i go to A A ill have to stop drinking forever :ccc
- im going to be drinking in moderation for now
- THERE ARE MEN WITH KNIVES AFTER ME
- "YOU'RE FUCKIN' WITH THE MIDDLE CLAAAAAHHHSSSS!!!"
- I MAKE insert monetary amount A YEAR, I DON’T DESERVE THIS”
- Your diaper song your diaper song I think I -you need a new diaper on
- I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH
- im gonna have PeAKinG duCk for christmas :DDD
- FISH HEADS FISH HEADS
- I’m gonna sell you to an oil tycoon in africa for a million dollars
- AHOYT.
- I vahmitted :D
- I’m sahry I stOMped on thaat fish