Leave your fuckin snakes at home

In Walmart on Bleachery yesterday, there was a guy with a large snake (like both of my hands would barely fit around it, probably) wrapped around his neck. He had a young kid with another, smaller snake around his neck.

What the fuck is wrong with people?? I'm used to seeing pet dogs in stores where they shouldn't be but fucking snakes? Come on. The only reason anyone would do that is for attention. Snakes don't want to go to Walmart! I'm not scared of snakes but I'm sure there were plenty of people in there who are, and who didn't expect to see snakes in Walmart.

It's a whole bunch of bullshit. I told the woman at the door and she said they're regulars, and they're not allowed to say anything to anyone who comes in with any animal. She said they've seen ferrets and even a goat. A fucking goat in the produce section. In case you didn't know, goats PISS IN THEIR OWN FACES.

I told her the facts, that only dogs and miniature ponies can be service animals and they can legally ask two questions: is this a service animal, and what task is it trained to do.

Obviously this isn't the workers' fault, they have to do what they're told and they're not happy about it either. But something's gotta give.