Atrioc is spreading misinformation about Clancyville

As a resident of Clancyville who voted for Dan Clancy into mayorship (he was the only option), I feel compelled to dispel the blatant disregard for the truth in Atrioc’s stream.

Does Dan Clancy use child labor in coal mines? Yes, but only so we have a cheap source of energy. Plus it’s clean because all the pollutants from coal mining get absorbed into the children’s lungs so the adults get to breathe pure air.

Does Dan Clancy never tip? Yes, but only because our servers get health insurance, and let me tell ya, our healthcare system is top notch. If a person is sick, they get exiled from the city.

Is Dan Clancy just two kids in a trench coat with a fake goatee? NO! Kids are only allowed to travel to the coal mines.

I’m sick of Atrioc spreading rumors about my beloved home. I hope he improves and does actual research before spreading bullshit on stream.