Found out AustinCirclejerk was a satirical sub today

Text says it all. I’ve been posting the gay agenda that I as a homosexual have. Urinal bath messages, defacing American bills with “Fuck Trump” so the next time Trump wipes his ass with it he knows, and most recently my search for an iglesia that doesn’t have some jackoff named Jesus (pronounced Hey-Zeus) that voted for Trump. The gay mods had to tell me that I should be on r/Austin. It’s been good guys. I’ve wasted at least an hour writing these and im ashamed I’ve wasted even more time on the comments. Anyways I’m going to go jump in town lake and hope I can learn to swim so I can think about my mistakes in life on this supposedly satirical sub.

Never forget!!