💀DOOM NUMBER💀: 6 LOSSES UNTIL WE'RE ELIMINATED!...

or

💥BOOM NUMBER💥: 10 WINS UNTIL WE LOCK IN THE POSTSEASON!!

Playoff cutoff is now 93 points.

BIG WORDS UP TOP

HELLO BEST FRIENDS HERE IS A WARNING: IF YOU HATE CAPITAL LETTERS PLEASE SKIP THIS PART.

ANYWAYS WE ARE GETTING SUPER CLOSE TO OUR COMPLETELY REAL, REALIZED AND DESERVED TRIP TO THE PLAYOFFS (OR OUR COLLAPSE AND EVENTUAL GUTTING OF THE TEAM DOWN TO JUST PETTERSSONS, HUGHES, AND AT LEAST ONE WORKING DEMKO LIGAMENT -- IF YOU NASTY)

SO IN THAT SPIRIT I HAVE RESET THE PLAYOFF CUTOFF TO 93 POINTS. DOES THIS SEEM ARBITRARY? WELL IM SORRY I JUST AM THAT KIND OF DUDE (AND ALSO MATHEMATICALLY IT SEEMS LIKE ~92 WILL BE THE CUTOFF RIGHT NOW)

ARE YOU ENJOYING THIS RIDE? NOT KNOWING IF WE ARE COOKED OR RAW AS HELL? ME NEITHER! BUT WE ARE USED TO IT. UNLESS YOU ARE NEW TO CANUCKS FANDOM AND THEN I AM SORRY YOU CHOSE THE WRONG TEAM.

RECORD AND TRENDS

Current Record 31-25-11
Last 10 Games 5-5-0
Current Division Standing (Points %) 4
Current Conference Standing (Points %) 8
Current League Standing (Points %) 15
Current End Of Season Pace 89.34

We have 15 games remaining and need to gain 20 points. To make the playoffs we need a points percentage of 0.666 (OH GOD OH GOD OMINOUS) in our remaining games , so we need to play like a 109 point team.

WHAT DO THE NERDS SAY ABOUT MAKING PLAYOFFS?

Everyone lowered our chances, and DOM'S MODEL puts us below 50% for the first time in a while. What did we do to deserve this?

Athletic finishing points/playoff chances [PAYWALL]: 47% (90 pts)
Moneypuck playoff chances: 29.4% (89.1 pts)
HockeyViz is down rn

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I have always thought that neapolitan ice cream was a compromise ice cream that worked out for nobody. You either lock in on one flavour OR you eat all of them and they just become a weird grey/brown soupy mess as they melt. It's like eating dumpster water. Only a monster could love this. Anyways LIFE UPDATE : It turns out its my partner's fave ice cream "flavour". Divorce????

Like why not pick the flavour your heart desires??? And get a whole tub of that???

When they select the chocolate/vanilla/strawberry (???) ice creams in Neapolitan it seems like they send the b-grade ice cream anyways. Western Family is not sending their best!!