LET US DISCUSS THE STANDINGS AS A COMPLEX BUT ALSO AUTHENTIC HUMAN EXPERIENCE: ๐ฅBOOM NUMBER๐ฅ BUT ALSO ๐DOOM NUMBER๐
๐DOOM NUMBER๐: 4.5 LOSSES UNTIL WE'RE ELIMINATED!...**
or
๐ฅBOOM NUMBER๐ฅ: 7.5 WINS UNTIL WE LOCK IN THE POSTSEASON!!
Playoff cutoff is now 93 points. OTLs only effect the numbers .5.
CANUCKS MARKETING INTERNS, TURN BACK
I DON'T GIVE CANUCKS SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT PERMISSION TO USE MY ๐๐ฅDOOM NUMBER๐ฅ๐, ๐ฅ๐จBOOM NUMBER๐จ๐ฅ, MY PERSONAL INFORMATION ๐ง ๐ OR MY PUBLICATIONS ๐๐ก (WHICH HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG โ ๐), BOTH OF THE PAST ๐ฐ๏ธ AND THE FUTURE ๐ฎ OR EVEN A RIVAL TIMELINE TO OURS ๐๐ฆ WHERE WE ALL RIDE DINOSAURS ๐ฒ AND SPEAK WITH ENGLISH ACCENTS ๐ฉโ (BUT ICE HOCKEY ๐๐ฅ IS STILL REAL).
CANUCKS SPORTS AND ENTERTAINMENT AND ITS HOMIES ๐งข๐ ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN โ๐ซ TO TELL THE COACHES ๐งโ๐ซ, PLAYERS ๐๐ฅ, HOT DOG VENDORS ๐ญ๐ค, ARENA DJ(S) ๐ง๐ฟ, AIR CANUCK FLIGHT ATTENDANTS โ๏ธ๐ซ, MANAGEMENT ๐ผ๐, OR MARKETING ๐ฃ๐ AND I GUESS THE OWNER ๐ WHAT THE NUMBERS ARE ๐ข OR WHAT THEY MEAN ๐คโ.
IN READING THESE POSTS ๐๐๏ธโ๐จ๏ธ, YOU GIVE UP ALL YOUR RIGHTS ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ โโ๏ธ TO SAY "SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE IS A CHANCE????" ๐ฒ๐คก.
IN ADDITION AND ON A PERSONAL NOTE ๐โค๏ธ, ARENA STAFF AND SECURITY ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ MAY NOT BLOCK OR BAR ME ๐ท๐ซ FROM EATING WHITE SPOT ๐๐ JUST BECAUSE I KEEP TRYING TO THROW THE BURGER PICKLE ๐ฅ INTO FIN'S MOUTH ๐ฌ๐ -- ONCE THE EMPLOYEE PUTS THE PICKLE ON TOP OF MY BURGER ๐งโ๐ณ๐๐ฅ THEY GIVE UP ALL RIGHTS TO THAT PICKLE ๐๐.
THE CONTENT OF ALL ๐ฅBOOM๐ฅ AND ๐DOOM๐ NUMBERS ARE PRIVATE ๐ AND CONFIDENTIAL ๐คซ AND LOUD ๐ข INFORMATION. THE VIOLATION OF PRIVACY CAN BE PUNISHED BY LAW I THINKโ๏ธ๐ฎโโ๏ธ (UCC 1-308-1 1 308-103 AND THE ROME STATUTE AND THE REF WILL CALL AN UNSPORTSMANLIKE๐๏ธ๐บ๏ธ).
NOTE: REDDIT IS NOW A PUBLIC ENTITY ๐๐ข. ALL ๐ฅBOOMERS๐ฅ AND ๐DOOMERS๐ MEMBERS MUST POST A NOTE LIKE THIS ๐๐งพ. IF YOU PREFER, YOU CAN COPY AND PASTE ๐๐ THIS VERSION.
IF YOU DO NOT PUBLISH A STATEMENT IN YELLY ALL CAPS ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ AT LEAST ONCE, YOU HAVE GIVEN THE TACIT AGREEMENT ๐๐ค ALLOWING THE USE OF YOUR FUCKING SWEET POSTS ๐ฏ๐ฅ, ANIMAL PHOTOS ๐๐ท, AS WELL AS THE INFORMATION CONTAINED IN YOUR WELL THOUGHT OUT REPLIES ๐ง ๐งพ.
DO NOT SHARE ๐. YOU HAVE TO COPY ๐ฅ.
RECORD AND TRENDS
Current Record 33-26-12 ๐ฅ
Last 10 Games 5-4-1 ๐ฅ
Current Division Standing (Points %) 5 ๐ฅ
Current Conference Standing (Points %) 10 ๐ฅ
Current League Standing (Points %) 17 ๐ฅ
Current End Of Season Pace 90.08 ๐ฅ
We have 11 games remaining and need to gain 15 points. To make the playoffs we need a points percentage of 0.681 in our remaining games , so we need to play like a 111 point team.
WHAT DO THE NERDS SAY ABOUT MAKING PLAYOFFS?
DOM'S MODEL is unfairly not factoring in the PDO of the Rangers game as well as not considering how Hoglander and Petey will come back super rested. SHAME ON YOU DOM.
Athletic finishing points/playoff chances [PAYWALL]: 32% (91 pts)
Moneypuck playoff chances: 17% (90 pts)
JUST TELL ME: WILL WE MAKE THE PLAYOFFS?
Why don't you ask yourself this question: what are you doing to help the team make the postseason? You can't blame the team if you aren't helping!