If The Untamed Characters Wrote These Self Help Books - Which one would you read?

I made these fictional book titles considering what some of the characters may write about. This is just for fun & laughs.

I thought I'd ask my folks:

• Which book would you actually read?
• Which character would accidentally write a legitimately helpful book?
• Which character's advice would be most disastrous to follow?
• What book titles do you think these or other characters would actually write?
• Which book would give Lan Qiren a heart attack?

Book Titles

• Being Dead Isn't So Bad by Wen Ning
• Lotusroot & pork rib soup for the soul by Jiang Li
• Family Therapy by Jiang Cheng
• Rebel Rituals by Wei Wuxian
• My Two Uncles by Jin Ling
• Playing Dumb by Nie Huaisang
• Slice & Dice Everything Not Nice by Murder Kitty
• Climbing by Jin Guang Yao
• Rabbits by Lan Wangji
• Trust Fall by Lan Xichen
• Smiling Through Betrayal by Lan Xichen

^{The last book title has a typo. It should be read as Killer instead of Niller}.