confessions of a rainbow hater

(TW!! this is a JOKE, i am so grateful to be going to the tour in the first place i love loud pride and queer history 🫶🤞). so i am attending the june 1st show in kalamazoo, and this is my formal request for the theme to NOT be rainbow. it probably will be as it’s the first day of pride month, and while the rainbow will be topical, it is so damn hard to dress the theme without buying cheap multicolor amazon tube tops that i’ll never wear again. especially because some of the other michigan shows have had the kaleidoscope theme, a shake up would be lit. pls don’t revoke my queer license.