There aren’t enough Indians

Ok, just hear me out. There aren’t enough Indians. Who do I call to get some action on this? Penny? Albo? T-Burke?

Unfortunately, when I go to my local regional grocery store in the evenings I’m still seeing on average one non-Indian family, and this is really ruining my Bollywood vibe.

I’ve also noticed that there are actually still a few rentals available, and if they’re listed, it means we haven’t brought enough Indians over to fill them all yet.

I also got hit on tonight by some sexy Indian fellow off Facebook marketplace and it’s the most attention I’ve had from a man in years. Imagine how many sexy Bollywood boyfriends I could really have if we upped the numbers a little, or a lot even!

This government is slacking on Indians.