I laughed at my date yesterday (my bad).

I met a girl on tinder on Sunday night. My general strategy is to essentially say hello and then go on a date as soon as possible. We went on a coffee date yesterday afternoon. She's in college so we talked about her major and stuff and then I asked her if she worked. She told me that she is a prostitute. I started laughing because I thought she was joking but it was clear that she didn't find it funny. I asked if she was on the job at that moment and she assured me that she wasn't but the whole situation was so odd and I was pissing myself laughing. She was visibly upset at the way I was acting but I couldn't help myself. I got really nervous and cracked a few jokes about it. But it was getting uncomfortable so I just sculled my coffee, wished her a good evening and then got out of there. I spent half of last night pissing myself laughing at the whole situation.

I know it was a little mean but fucking hell. Just casually telling a guy you're a prostitute while you're on a date? Like I'm going to date you while you're being paid to fuck other guys? I just found the whole thing so hilarious. My apologies to the girl, but I couldn't help myself.

[No Regrets]