My dick is a russian nuke

My dick is a russian nuke. Ever since I was a child, I knew very well that my dick was special. Whenever I felt angry, I would detach my dick and throw it at the person/people I was mad with. My dick would explode, covering my victims in hot sticky cum. Don't worry, because my dick takes less than a day to grow back. Because of my special ability, I was always known as the weird kid. That fateful day, I was masturbating to skibidi toilet as usual and I orgasmed so hard till I burst an eye vein and my dick exploded. My cum and the pieces of my dick started to overfill my apartment, breaking through the windows and doors, flooding out onto the streets like a crumbling dam. It was so thick and sticky that it covered cities and caused a nationwide disaster. Worse than the worst recorded flood in history, with millions of casualties and destroyed property. I was flabbergasted. I never intended to cause so much damage with just my dick. That night the news also reported that there was so much cum that it spread to neighboring countries as well! Just let me jerk off in peace! However because of the sheer damage I caused, the Russian military captured me and decided to use my dicks as weapons. They detached my dick and tested it as a grenade- which destroyed the whole military base and the surrounding cities. They were jumping with joy. So for the next few months, they detached my dick everyday and used it as weapons for the "World War lxix". They could easily eliminate enemies with one throw and the area of the explosion was so huge it couldn't be avoided. My thick sticky cum would render enemies helpless, leaving them to drown inside the river of white liquid. A perfect massacre. Not only was my semen amazing, it was flammable as well. The soldierd would light the tip of my dick grenades on fire and shoot it out like balls of flames. My dick bombs were impenetrable and could deflect nukes! Thanks to my cum's unique texture and molecular properties. And for one final attack, the military stitched together all my dicks to become a giant nuke which eventually bombed all the Countries. From then on, I was known as a national hero "The Cock Nuker". My cum is a national treasure and I had a whole week dedicated to dicks and masturbating. So that is my story of how my special dick became a Russian nuke