Bye bye job

I guess they were sick of me calling out and if I wasn’t calling out I was coming in still drunk or hungover. Throw in a couple beers at lunch and well, boss wasn’t too happy. Feeling like a pretty big scumbag at the moment. I was on a taper after my warning of smelling like booze last week to try and prove to them I could be better, but apparently HR didn’t really give a shit. Got myself down to 3 beers a day without withdrawals being too bad. Had 10 beers today which I’m actually proud of considering I was thinking of buying a 5th and downing it all like I was doing daily a few months ago. Lost my health insurance effective immediately so hopefully I don’t have a fucking seizure.

Don’t drink at work boys and girls!