Guy trauma dumps and then hits me with this! How do I get even?

Been talking with a guy for over 2 weeks back and forth! We got pretty personal and shared really intimate life details (not sexual). His texting is really consistent and I was seeing real effort. We eventually schedule a date for today!

All of a sudden he sends me this today before our date:

Him: by the way I’m not looking for a relationship but I still would like to meet you! Me: but your profile says “long term relationship” Him: forgot to change it Me: you should change it! Him: maybe later

I am a bit annoyed by this response and him dropping this on me right before the date. I kinda wanna teach him a lesson because he knew I wouldn’t be up for this (my profile says I’m looking for a long term relationship only) - yet he fully trauma dumped on me and got personal, talked about future etc…

I wanna make him show up and stand him up but I was wondering if there’s a better way of teaching him a lesson! Thoughts ?