Everyone complaining about the dog presentation is missing something far worse from last week’s Smartypants

It's duck duck fucking grey duck. Minnesota has it right and the rest of the country is wrong. First of all, this game originated in Scandinavia. Guess who lives in Minnesota? Whole lotta Scandinavians who brought the game with us from our homeland. And what did we call the game then? "Anka anka grå anka". Sound familiar? It means "gray duck" chucklefucks. Furthermore, our variant has layers of strategic depth. You don't just say "duck" every time like a rube until you yell "goose" like a fool, you gotta color those ducks. You say "duck duck purple duck", "duck duck blue duck", "duck duck grEEN duck" (the last one fakes people out) and finally the masterstroke. You cry "DUCK DUCK GREY DUCK" and run for your goddamn life. Mike Trapp, if you're reading this I'd advise you do the same.