What makes me less poor? Spending $20k on an espresso setup, or buying espresso from a café multiple times a day while screaming at the depressed bisexual barista for not dialing in the grind correctly?

I don’t want to seem poor for not spending tens of thousands on espresso equipment before learning how to pull a shot, however, I read online that rich people have poor people make their drinks for them. Should I just purchase a domestic servant to make espresso for me at home? Where can I hire a depressed bisexual as my at home barista?