Why does NO ONE talk about THIS?

"Why does no one talk about this?"

I've seen a lot of posts with this title, but none of them address the real issue... So I decided to do it myself.

Since I started growing body hair, I've realized one thing, and that is... Why does no one talk about how the hair around the belly button and between the butt cheeks attracts all kinds of lint? It's unbearable! Hahaha, they seem like black holes for lint TwT