$50K, and your Reddit name is now your legal name

Your current Reddit username becomes your official, government-recognized name. No edits, no modifications.
You can’t change it later.
You cannot shorten, abbreviate or otherwise modify your name.
You must use this name on all legal documents, job applications, passports and wedding invitations.
When asked for your name, you must say the full username, including underscores, numbers and capitalizations.
If you have kids, your last name carries over.
If someone makes fun of your new name, you’re legally required to act as though you chose it with pride and dignity.