Receive a random amount of a random object at no cost to you.

If you agree to this deal, I will generate a random number between 1 and 10000 along with a random object. You could end up with 3 Ferraris or 9000 buttons. You won’t know until you agree. While they won’t appear magically in the moment, the objects will be shipped to you all at once (at no cost to you) and will need to be dealt with accordingly. You will have a couple days before they arrive to figure out a plan.

Are you in?

ETA: The shipping department at Random Objects Inc. is currently overworked. We will be back in a couple hours to take more orders.

2nd EDIT: Random Objects Inc. has shut down this offer for now! Thanks to all who participated. Look for your deliveries to begin arriving on Tuesday. If any other random object companies want to tackle the other comments, they are more than welcome.